Give Me $97 to write your Landing Page and I can almost GUARANTEE you'll MAKE $1097 within 4 weeks

Look...when I say I can almost guarantee you'll make $1097 in 4 weeks...let me just qualify that.

It depends doesn't it. It depends on whether your product is something that people really want. It depends whether it's priced right. It depends whether you've promoted it properly. It depends whether people are satisfied with it and don't ask for a refund.

That's a lot of depends isn't it?

Depends. But from my end, I'm confident I can write you some copy that will reach out and grab the punters by the cojones and have them reaching for their credit card.

Inverted Pyramid

I can give it to you short and sweet – a bit like this page. Or I can ramble on a bit in a classic “Inverted Pyramid” style interspersed with “Buy Now” buttons.

What the frig is an “Inverted Pyramid” you ask? Well it's a time-proven technique whereby your readers get the gist of the story from the beginning – the “where”, “what”, “when” and “how”. Going straight for the jugular I call it.

People rarely read Web pages word by word anyway. They scan the page, picking out individual words and sentences.

What Works Best?

* highlighted keywords (hyperlinks /typeface variations/different colors)
* meaningful sub-headings (not "clever" ones)
* bulleted lists
* one idea per paragraph
* the inverted pyramid style
* half the word count than conventional writing

Credibility

Credibility plays a BIG part too. We can all spot a dodgy site a mile off. Shitty graphics. Bad spelling. Typos. Grainy scanned pics. Piss-poor layout. Annoying pop-ups/popovers. All leave a bad impression. And don't even get me started on those popovers that say “Wait! Don't leave yet. We want to give you $20 off the Price if you order right now”. Do you employ those? Don't. I'll NEVER BUY anything off anyone who tries to pull that stunt on me.

About Me

Contact details need to be easy to find. Its ALWAYS good to have some kind of “About Me” or “About us” page. A Privacy Policy also – especially if you're collecting email addies. Don't be afraid to chuck in some hyperlinks to “Authority Sites” (http://www.Wikipedia.com is always a good one). Linking out shows that you're not afraid of losing your readers by sending them offsite. You're confident they'll click back.

Above all readers detest marketese – you know the kind of shit - "hottest ever", “price goes up at Midnight”, “Never repeated special offer”, “buy now or you'll miss out” and my personal favorite - “The web's #1 trusted site (for). They're all big No-Nos in my book. Don't try and bullshit me. I'm hip to it. I'm whizzing around the net all day long. Just give me the straight dope and give it to me quick. Supersize me later if you must. But right now I'm hungry and I wanna eat.

Anyway...you want me. You better get in Quick. This $99.97 Warrior Forum Special Offer expires at Midnight. I'm the hottest copywriter on the planet. This offer will never be repeated. I'm the Web's #1 trusted guy for Landing Page copy.

Turn a $97 investment into $1097 in 4 weeks or less! More or less Guaranteed.

Hit the button man. You'll be so glad you did.